Bristol comedy legend Terry the Odd Job Man talks sun and football
Did you see R Ian Holloway going nuts on the weekend like? I did. ‘E was going proper mental. Well I would if I was a Bristolian that got into the Premiership!
Fair play to R Ian mind. Blackpool in the Premiership. Weird init. Me misses’ dad is from Blackpool. She’s a half breed. Half Bristolian, half Blackpoolian. Sometimes her acccent sounds like a mix of Bristolian and Blackpool. She goes ‘ ere Terry I’m going up tut market now mind. You wan t’anything?’ Nuts.
“Blackpool has got a beach that gives you pleasure”, r Dad used to say. But he came back with an unhappy face. “There aint no pleasure on Blackpool pleasure beach, full of OAPs!” don’t know what pleasure he was looking for to be honest mind. Maybe r Ian will find pleasure on Blackpool’s beach, I dunno.
I said ya buy one ya get one free I said ya buy one ya get one free. Anyone seen that advert? That bloke’s been doing that advert and me head in for years! Has anyone actually brought one 'n got one free as he rants on about?
“It’s yer own fawlt mind!” R muh said after I burnt me todger at Weston-super-mare beach on Saturday! I’ve rubbed after-sun and WD40 on it. Supposed to soothe it n keep it greased like. It’s sort of doing it. ‘Cant beat a bit of WD40’ r Dad used to say.
