Terry the Odd Job Man gives Gordon Brown the Bristol comedy what for
Alright r kid? How’s yer misses? Mines doin’ me head in.
Who does Gordon Brown ‘fink he is? Sayin that poor old woman has a big gut. E’s hardly slim, in e? My misses wants a know why he was targeting her gut? At least e could of called her an old bag. Ere Gord, leave her gut alone you bigot!
I was proper shocked to hear that the council are knockin’ down me old school, Filton High School. Aww, me memories will be knocked down. I cannot believe they are renaming it Abbey Wood! Shocking!
Me misses wants a dog. She goes ‘I saw a poodle for sale in trade it.’ So off she goes and returns with a Pot Noodle. “They’re dyslexic!” she goes “I bought it anyway ‘cos I felt sorry for ‘em” Fair play. My misses is always been good with the disable people of Bristol.
It’s all kicking off down Ashton Gate. Protesting that they don’t want a Tesco. I admire the City fans for the determination and persistence like. I agree with ‘em. Tesco’s is rubbish, put Aldi in there instead, you saves so much mind. Keep it up boys. Sound.
Right, off down me nan’s for a Sunday roast (it’s Thursday mind).
