Bristol comedy legend Terry the Odd Job Man gives a Filton take on happenings, like.
This week: Jaimee Oliver names new babber after Blackthorn Cider
'Hello me babbers, is I, Terry the Odd Job Man. From Filton. In Bristol.
Untill a few days ago, I thought r Jaimay Oliver was a bit of a goat. But to me proper delight, I again spat out me Natch in r Nan’s face as I yeared that r Jaimee named his new babber ‘Thorn’! Mint. I was gonna call me own babber that, but e got in ther first mind. Fair play. Thorn I up r J!
It was Mother’s day on Sunday. Or as we say in Bristol ‘R Muh’s day’. So I got me Muh a card, Terry’s Chocolate Orange from the cash n’ carry (25 bumper pack mind.) Took r Muh shoppin’ down Cribbs Asdals n’ lunch there as well. They had a special Mothers’ day lunch meal deal mind for under a 5 spot. Proper job! Me misses took her Muh down the Honey Pot in Bedminster, for a holistic massarge like. Lush!
Despite me misses lovin r Cherawl Cawl (Cheryl Cole if you’re from Clifton), she is proper doin’ me head. Go from job to job in me Ford Astral van, I gets sick of hearing her song. I will not fight for this love, so stop singing it on the radio every 2 minutes love, alright? I ‘ad to have a sip of Scrumpy then, to calm I down.
This week, I’ll be going to see R Banksy’s new film. So I’ll let you knows what I thinks a that like. Till next week babbers!'
